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Shit And Cum
the action on pooping from asshole and ejaculation on men i mean u fucking sus nigga omg

i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt
By Jannel
Pissing And Shitting And Cumming
the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming
By Nadine
Maybe Shit And Cum
The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
By Katuscha
Shitting Cum
Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.

Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.
By Merilee
This Shit Cums
When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
By Bea
Shit-cum
Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.
By Marne
Piss, Shit And/or Cum
A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey
By Jenn
Fuck Like Fuck Like Shit Like Cum
use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
By Peggy
Shit Infested Cum Bubble From A Felching Fiasco
1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
By Eve
Shit And Piss And Cum
When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man
By Amalie