A Shit Bullet is a piece of
poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty
toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can
slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just
shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you
leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with
Fiber in it?