Define Shit Together Meaning

Shit Together
To have one's shit together is to be cognizant, organized, and to have a clear plan. It is the opposite of being spaced out although neither necessarily implies drug use.

Why are you always showing up to class late? Get your shit together!
By Deina
Get Your Shit Together
Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
By Trenna
Get Your Shit Together
1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together

1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
By Pamelina
Got Your Shit Together
To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.

"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."
By Carilyn
Got Your Shit Together
To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.

No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
By Violette
Hold Your Shit Together
To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.

Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.
By Lauretta
Get Your Shit Together
To do an extra set because your mind wasn't focused on first set

Josh exclaimed "get your shit together " after Ryan and Saun did not complete the exercise correctly on the first time
By Maudie
Get Your Shit Together
A scared phrase for anyone doubting themselves in life. Unique because of the three "t" sounds uttered in it's use. t for the cross, and three for the holy

Trinity. So, basically it means fucking find Jesus or you're going to hell! It's not an momentary action, but a lifetime commitment.

"I've spent my life dicking around on the internet, no GF, no job, dropped out of college. get your shit together or God will throw you in the trash."
By Marquita
Get Your Shit Together

A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.

B.Do you eat fish ?

A.Yes

B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?

A.Oh...

B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
By Kaylee
Having Your Shit Together
Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

By Ettie