Define Shits Meaning

Shits
A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.

"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
By Kassey
Shits

What the fuck are those shits?

Take a look at these shits.

By Yolanda
Shits

Dseeamn I was eatin these fuckin wings man, and them shits were so good! Steve thinks his shit don't stink.
By Gertrude
Shits
Another way of saying those or them...a grouping of items or things.

By Joelynn
Shits
the word shits can describe many feelings, activities,quality of a product or object, people, and ofcourse bodily happenings.
here is a couple.

1. Shits(temper)-to be ticked of, substantially annoyed etc
2. Shits(activities) partaking in some activities can be said to be shits eg boring or annoying.you do not usually volunteer for these activities.
3.shits(quality)- in relation to the quality of a particular product or object.
4. shits (people)-people can be said to be "generally a shits person" these people have no friends and a more than likely the topic of the school's gossop.
5. shits (bodily happenings)-to have the shits. the intense need to excrete some solids, although may not necessarily be solids.

1. My computer gives me the shits.
2. school is the shits.
3. this $2 rolex is shits!
4. the kid with the stupid looking head with the faint smell of cheese about him is shits.
5. oh my god! my cabbage sandwhich has come back to give me the shits! i must leave to expell this disaster.
By Cassandra
Shits

lets go smoke some shits and then do our homework!!


lets go do some shits and clean the house!
By Jewel
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a nickname for money. 1 shit = 1 penny

Jordan: excuse me shop keep how much are these Haribo's?
Shop keep: £1.69 mate
Jordan: wtf! 169 shits for some haribo!!!!
By Fay
Shits

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"
By Elizabet
Shits
similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back

Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy
By Angelika
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"I flunked my Spanish class, isn't that the shits!"
By Coreen