A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone
waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually
wave at someone
behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)
Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person
behind you: Well, it's
about time! I've been
waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...