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Define Shlong Meaning

Shlong
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
By Barbra
Shlong
a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
By Mimi
Shlong
extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
By Bambi
Shlong
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
By Elsa
Shlong
The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!

Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!
By Freda
Shlong
a big dick.

matt really loved the guys shlong.
By Virgie
Shlong
A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
By Linda
Shlong
A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,

Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!
By Raina
Shlong
The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong
By Cindi
Shlong
it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.
By Dinah