You know, one day im just gonna shock the hell out of you baby, and you'll be glad you shaved.
By Esther
Shock
To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.
A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.
