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Shoe Size
euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!
By Carlynne
Shoe Size
the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..

ok if your shoe size is 12

ur dick is 6 in. long
By Stevana
Shoe Size
Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.

Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"
By Kalli
Shoe Size
A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
By Raquel
Shoe Size
when a guy has a big dick

Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!
By Nichole
Custom Shoe Size
The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
By Kellsie
Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size
Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!
By Randee
Wrong Sized Shoe
Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.
By Lynelle
What Size Shoe Are You
normally said by and Eshay cunt to sound tuff it means im going to steal your shoe so they ask what size shoe to maejk sure it fits

oi cunt what size shoe are you , i need a new pair ya dog
By Gusti
Big Shoe Size
Implying that a man has a large penis.

''He has a big shoe size.''
By Allyce