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Define Shoelace Meaning

Shoelace
To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
By Esmeralda
Shoelace
ties your shoe

what did i do with your shoelace?
By Roxie
Shoelace
The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.

Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
By Susann
Shoelaces
Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
By Donnie
Shoelace
To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?
By Madlin
Shoelaces
something dat needs tying up all da time

my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!
By Jacquenette
Shoelacing
The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted

Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces
By Elicia
Shoelace
Shoelace is my crushes code name

Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”
By Henrietta
Shoe And Shoelace
A very popular Russian cartoon.

Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"

Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
By Nananne
Shoelace Express
The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
By Brandi