An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.
Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
By Bren
Shoot Me Now
What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
By Libbie
Shoot Me In The Face
a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.
alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face