Define Shovel Meaning

Shovel

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
By Rowe
Shovel
The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
By Caresse
Shovel
what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
By Eva
Shovel
To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
By Dolli
Shovel

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...
By Mona
Shovel
A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard
By Blinni
Shovel

By Ottilie
Shovel
Euphemism for "ho" (aka whore)

Pomai is a shovel
By Delphinia
Shovel
1. Something which is useful for removing particles from body parts, such as removing sand from ones vagina

Helen: Jackie, my arm's getting tired!
Jackie: Awww, does someone need a shovel?
By Goldina
Shovel
A really stupid asian.

They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.

Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?

Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
By Mozelle