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Showered
The one adjective that can never apply to a discord mod.

Discord mods have never showered in their lives and they smell bad as a result.
By Felipa
Shower
The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
By Vernice
Shower
1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.
By Nata
...shower...
-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
By Charmaine
Showerer
A person who showers.

He is a showerer
By Bobby
Shower
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
By Fredericka
Shower
A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
By Vernice
Shower
The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
By Glynis
Shower
An excuse to cover up masturbation

MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!
By Anthiathia
A Shower
something billie eilish has never heard of

p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what
By Georgena