A: Shut the hell up!
B: What?
A: Shut it up, quick! Before it sucks us into the void that it is!
B: Oh, you meant that gaping portal to hell in my bathroom. Yeah, uh......that's a toilet.
A clever phrase to let chums know how thouroughly annoyed you are with them at any given moment. Most effective when cleverly hidden in an unexpected place, in a seemingly unrelated sentence. (See example below.)
Chum: Man, did you watch that special they had on dateline last night? The one about Lynyrd Skynyrd? That was really cool.
You: Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Almost as cool as SHUT THE HELL UP!
guy1: " you won't believe what happened yesterday, it was sooooooo cool. what happened was...."
guy2: (looks at watch)" oh boy, looks like it's shut-the-hell-up time!!!"
By Jodie
Shut The Hell Up Cards
a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.
person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room
person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?
person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend
By Giulia
Shut The Hell Up Karen
When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
