Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your
shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone
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K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
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