HomePrivacyAbout ☰

Define Single Meaning

Single
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.

single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*
By Abby
Single
it means that you are alone not lonley

you maybe single but you are always surrounded with friends and family and you are a stronger person not to be scared to venture life, yourself
By Wilhelmina
Single
Back in the day before modern slang butchered the English language, single once meant "not married." Today, single means someone who's not in a relationship.

When filling out my government paperwork, I saw an option for "single" and "married," but no option for being in my boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! I'm not married *or* single! WTF is this crap?!
By Tandie
Single
the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!

"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"
By Isa
Single
A term meaning one dollar bill.

For instance when getting change for a ten dollar bill you would say "can I get a five and five singles"
By Lyssa
Single
the one that everyone feels sorry for, but should really envy.

person in relationship: I had such a busy night last night, because I had to help my boyfriend wax his back hair, but it was all worth it because he took me to applebees afterwards. What did you do?
Single person: There was a lot of alcohol involved, and I invited a guy over that turned out to be a total douchebag.
person in relationship: oh no, that sounds awful
single person: yeah, but it was all worth it because he left over a bottle of patron, and I am never returning his phone calls so i can keep it. I love being single.
By Kimberli
Single
Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!
By Lonni
Single
Being single's not that bad hehe

s:stay
i:intoxicated
n:nightly
g:get
l:laid
e:everyday

By : Jeff Foxworthy
By Mercie
Single
A CD that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.

Why pay full price for half the music? I hate singles and EPs.
By Tabina
Single
A choice of lifestyle commonly used in order to be free to seek others and hope to find the right relationship that suites you

How can you be single, and we are fucking!!!

Because i have no girl, and you arent mine either!!!
By Colline