Person 1: just been doon ti
DFS got a hid O a nice wee cozy sitee for 2
hunder quid!
Person 2: aye thats brah that is, did ye get that
aff yer broo money?
Person 1:naw meh aldest
ane tam gave is the dough.
Translation
Person 1:i have recently been on a trip to DFS and bought myself a nice 2-3
seater sofa for the cheap price of £200
Person 2:yes thats good, did you get that off of your government issued money?
Person 1: no my oldest son thomas gave me the money