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Situations
interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.

Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.
By Karalynn
Situations
used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.

"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."
By Dollie
The Situation
Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
By Mel
The Situation
A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
By Estel
The Situation
When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.
By Noella
The Situation
A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
By Roseann
Situation
Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
By Doris
Situation
(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.

1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
By Jacquenette
Situation
(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.
By Darryl
Situation
anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.
By Ketty