Define Skate Board Meaning

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye


the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy for people or are unfamiliar with bill nye he is a scientist who had is own tv show it was verry popular in the 90s
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!