Define Skeletal Meaning

Skeletal
A state of being in which a hangover is so unpleasant that it renders the person unable to walk in a normal fashion. The person's stride is slow, erratic, and languid--thus resembling reanimated fleshless dead. If one goes "skeletal" they will undoubtedly lose an entire day to their hangover and will not be able to perform basic tasks.

The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.

~20 year old shuffles into kitchen on New Year's Day~
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."

~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."
By Vivi
Skeletal Lamping
Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.
By Meg
Skeletal Cruiser
When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)

Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.

By Nicholle
Spooky Scary Skeletal System
Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column

Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!
By Meriel
Skelet-pølse
Slang for finger

bruges ofte under sex

hun: det er simpelthen så dejligt, den måde du bruger dine skelet-pølser
By Sharleen