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Sloppy-joe
noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.

"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."
By Marena
Sloppy Joe
A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

By Riki
Sloppy Joes
Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
By Catie
Sloppy Joeing
Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing
By Zia
Sloppy Joe
When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!
By Venus
Sloppy Joe
a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
By Elka
Sloppie Joe
Get your dick sucked by a toothless prostitute.

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.
By Hattie
Sloppy Joe
When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"
By Drucie
The Sloppy Joe
An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.
By Tanitansy
Sloppy Joe
A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."
By Sorcha