a man who is far below average height, with asian heritage. He is usually seen wearing a penguin suit/
tuxedo, and is found usually beside holes, collecting poo and doing various sexual
favours for
whomever may own him.
Gary- "Dude, look over there! There is a small asian man doing a shit on that old guys lawn!"
Phil- "Yeah i know, he does favours for my dad, and in return he gets a good
boinking up the rear from my tranny grandmother."
Gary- "I have seen it all now, you should think about
counciling."
Small asian man- "
herro, i have done now, can i have my pounding pwreese?"
Phil- "no, now fuck off back to your scummy drain."
