Define Smarts Meaning

Smarts
Smarts is a slang term for the knowledge and intellegence every person needs to get along in life. It is are divided into two equally important catagories: Street Smarts and Book Smarts.

Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.

Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.

Jimmy used his street smarts to talk a cop out of giving him a speeding ticket.

Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.
By Josi
Smarts
The term that is yelled out when pain is distributed to him or herself. Usually regarding hair that is forcefully removed.

Someone has theyre chest hair pulled out...."man, thats smarts!"
By Clarissa
Smarts
Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."
By Helga
Smarts
Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.

*** smarts (smarts@tGoM.owned.us) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: die smarts)
By Annadiane
Smarts

"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z
By Verina
Smarts
an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."
By Tamera
Smarts
What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole
By Lucinda
Smart Smart

Destiny is so smart smart, she knows everything.
By Tedra
Smart
Knowledgeable, witty, or intelligent. Not a popular thing to be in America these days.

By Jaclin
Smart
1- To have proper spelling
2- To know what's good for you, whether you do it or not
3- To do what's best
4- To look at both issues
5- To admit your mistakes
6- To not overdo it
7- To not need to be told every little detail
8- To wonder constantly
9- To understand
10- To be weird
11- To think for yourself
12- The exact opposite of Poodle
13- To not suck up
14- To have a good sense of humor
15- To not pretend to be something you're not
16- To let he idiots embarass themselves
17- To question everything

Smart is...Uncommon around here.
By Ceciley