Define Smf Meaning

Smf

Sarah: I just drank ten Snapple teas!!!!
Leah: you smf!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan sign*
By Fianna
Smf

Did you just fuck that bitch with blue waffles? SMF!
By Dale
Smf
"shaking my fist"

an acronym to let someone know that you are shaking your fist in joking anger. This can be thought of as going along with the phrase "why, I oughta...."

give me back my damn ps3, you've "borrowed" it for 5 months. smf
By Rosaline
Smf
Smell my finger . . . an acceptable form of proof that you got some action.

My boy E rolled into the hotel room looking ragged as hell at about 7a.m. and woke us all up yelling smell my finger (smf)!
By Jobina
Smf

Crap. I forgot to bring my books. Smf!
By Dotti
Smf
Acronym for stupid mother fucker, often used in conjunction with l33tsp34|

My roomate just walked in and puked on his bed. What a smf.

You locked yourself out of your car! SMF!!!111one111
By Giana
Smf
"shake my fist." an expression of anger, outrage, and/or frustration, whether it be comical or serious.

"that mfer cut me off in traffic! smf!"

or

"stay off my lawn you no good whippersnappers! smf!"

or

"i hate you. smf."
By Florrie
Smf
Means: "sniff my fart".
A way to insult people to get your fart sniffed.

I hate you maZtah!
smf!
By Ailey
Smf

"Dude, when I look a that car, I get a smf"
"Whats that?"
"Super mind fuck}, not like your ordinary mind fuck"
By Jojo
Smf

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf
By Evvy