Define Smf Meaning

Smf

Sarah: I just drank ten Snapple teas!!!!
Leah: you smf!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan sign*
By Vonnie
Smf

Did you just fuck that bitch with blue waffles? SMF!
By Cicely
Smf
"shaking my fist"

an acronym to let someone know that you are shaking your fist in joking anger. This can be thought of as going along with the phrase "why, I oughta...."

give me back my damn ps3, you've "borrowed" it for 5 months. smf
By Andriana
Smf
Smell my finger . . . an acceptable form of proof that you got some action.

My boy E rolled into the hotel room looking ragged as hell at about 7a.m. and woke us all up yelling smell my finger (smf)!
By Tiffie
Smf

Crap. I forgot to bring my books. Smf!
By Micki
Smf
Acronym for stupid mother fucker, often used in conjunction with l33tsp34|

My roomate just walked in and puked on his bed. What a smf.

You locked yourself out of your car! SMF!!!111one111
By Brianne
Smf
"shake my fist." an expression of anger, outrage, and/or frustration, whether it be comical or serious.

"that mfer cut me off in traffic! smf!"

or

"stay off my lawn you no good whippersnappers! smf!"

or

"i hate you. smf."
By Hallie
Smf
Means: "sniff my fart".
A way to insult people to get your fart sniffed.

I hate you maZtah!
smf!
By Oralee
Smf

"Dude, when I look a that car, I get a smf"
"Whats that?"
"Super mind fuck}, not like your ordinary mind fuck"
By Laurette
Smf

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf
By Perle