Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.
--5 years later--
Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a
smoker.. cool real cool-- nott