Define Snapple Meaning

Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.

an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

Syn. See Delicious

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.