A sad freak (Often Ginger and often called Rob) who is so
out of touch with reality that they call themselves "So popular" when in fact the only reason people talk to them is because they have the same
allure to normal folk as those fascinated with
rubbernecking over the gore to be seen at a fatal car accident on the opposite carriageway.
Rob never
requests friends on Facebook because he thinks he is
so popular yet secretly cannot understand why people always request his friendship, even though he is ginger and has a
wonky eye