The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
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By Heather
Soares
a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.
Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!