Define Socks Meaning

my socks keep my FEET warm

Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....

When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.

honestly... what other purpose do they serve?

Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.

Screw that dog Buddy, Ya'll know Socks is the shnizz

u wont example? y? wot u done for me? socks

Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.

Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.

i wear socks all the time

I'm wearing three socks today!