See
half-boner. Slightly increased
blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve
full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being
handed a drink by the blonde server at
the roulette table.
