Define Softer Meaning

Softer
when your boner goes away it becomes a softer

"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"
By Mella
Softerness
Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.
By Ericka
Softer Man
A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"
By Malina
A Softer World
A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."
By Anthea
Softer Issue
When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.
By Harmony
Softer Issues
Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!
By Yevette
Speedy Softer
A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"
By Dulcy
Speedy Softer
A euphemism for someone who suffers from Erectile Dysfunction.

By Malorie
Softer Issue
When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.
By Daron
Softer Blow Punch
A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"
By Rosalyn