A tradition celebrated every
April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on
National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true
patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was
National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well
c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day