Wry-faced
storyteller: "...but needless to say, that
big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National
Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"