a most insignifacnt looking little bean, but has so many uses that you just want to bang your head into the wall while reading about it. When doing a report on soybeans, make sure to equip yourself with a lot of Tylenol and much vodka.
"dude I'm doing a report on effin soybeans"
"aww dude that sucks, you need some vodka?"
"nah I got some. You got someTylenol?"
An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.
Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.
By Audra
The Nebraskan Soybean
The act of spitting in a penis hole and then profusely shitting on a semi-erect penis. You then must rip out a soybeanfrom the ground and shove it up your arsehole in an effort to prematurely ejaculate.
