When one dons a sombrero and
fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while
flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can
reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.
My girlfriend
dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a
nest out of her
baby pictures.