delightful,
delectable,sweet,stimulating,refreshing..... half a
litre of 9%
pisshead juice. Honestly 2 a these golden bastads any time day or night-f'kin lovely.
(approach counter)"Two a these bastads please"
"2 pound
78"
(purchase complete, exit)"sound, see you later"
(outside
crackin It open
guzzling away)
"Jesus, I can feel my brain reducing"