Normally seen at the beach or during off season, spiders are female pubic hairs that poke out from the side of bikini bottoms/panties. See also Spider Hunting
Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.
I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.
By Ofilia
Spiderism
The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
