Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because theyâre back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little
winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, theyâre definition is rejected because it doesnât conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and
reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little
gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.
âCouldnât get
a thing accepted on
Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.â