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Spond
a very retarded human being

chris white is a fucking spond
By Phaidra
Spond
verb
To "watch" a movie late at night with a memeber of the oppiste sex

yeah, last lips are sore from sponding with linda last night
By Clarey
Sponds
Noun: British slang term meaning

A) money in general, especially cash
B) pounds sterling

An abbreviation of the slang term "spondulicks".

My car insurance has gone up to £1,200 a year after I lost my no-claims bonus.

That's a lot of sponds!
By Gussi
Sponding
1. to agressively flirt with somebody to the point that you are making out with words
2. to be talking so closely to another person that you are practically making out
3. due to extenuating circumstances that make it impossible for you to actually make out, you get as close as you physically can

"Sarah was sponding so bad with mike last night, I'm not actually sure if they made out or not."

"Dude those two were all over each other, they were sponding in the corner all night!"

"i didnt make out with him, we were only sponding"
By Meredithe
Spond
A unit of currency in the British Isles; one pound. Also 5 x 20 denk. The word 'Spond' is a shortening, presumably, of Spondulick, and remains as 'Spond' either in the singular or plural.

"This car was supposed to be 300 spond, but i knocked him down to 250"
By Fannie
Spond
A spond (noun) is a group invitation, or group request, sent by a social initiator.

I got a spond from Fred. He wants to organize a trip to the mountain with all his former class mates.

I will send you all a spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not. to the opera next month.
By Paloma
Spond
To spond (verb) means to send a group invitation or group request in order to organize an event.

Shall we get together for a high school reunion? I'll spond.

Let me spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not to soccer practice next Thursday.
By Shell
Blonde-spond
The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?
By Rosalyn