Define Spotted Dick Meaning

Spotted Dick

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?
By Florenza
Spotted Dick
A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?
By Lyda
Spotted Dick
1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!
By Tommie
Spotted Dick
A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)

Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
By Sylvia
Spotted Dick

The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.
By Ginnie
Spotted Dick

By Aeriell
Spotted Dick

probably hurts alot to choke your spotted dick
By Gavra
Spotted Dicke
Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit

We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea
By Dianne
Spotted Dick

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.
By Martguerita
The Spotted Dick
something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
By Blithe