Define Stairs Meaning

Stairs

Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
By Moyra
Stairs
The thing he told you about and it hurts

guy: i cant wait to play all these games
also guy: oh crap I'm falling down these friggin stairs
guy 2: I WARNED YOU I TOLD YOU DOG
also also guy: it keeps happening!!111
also also also guy: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
also guy 2: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
By Tomasine
Stairs
Cannot trust, they are always up to something

By Frances
Stairs

By Marlyn
Stairs
A set of steps ascending or descending to any certain floor or level. Stairs can be troublesome and cause injuries, so it is important to be warned about any stairs in the premises.

Employee 1: "Have you heard? A co-worker fell down the flight of stairs on floor 4!"
Employee 2: "I know! I wish someone warned him, then he would not have injured himself!"
By Kiah
THE STAIRS
The stairs are a worldwide event that happens every 69 years when this event happens are stairs in the world become infinite even if you are on the stairs at the time the stairs will become infinite

By Alexina
Stairs
Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').

Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.

A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'

Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!

Stairs for Lee.
By Ronalda
Stairs
A tool invented to get rid of clingy women.

When we got done i pushed her down the stairs on the way out so she knew this wasn't a relationship.
By Dionne
Avetard Stairs
The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.

One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
By Faunie
Stair-banging
An act described as a rough humping on a flight of stairs.

In "A History of Violence" Viggo Mortensen got some hot steamy stair-banging.
By Tomi