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Stasis
When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.

guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"

guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"

guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
By Cathrine
STASI
FABULAUS AF, CANT SPELL THO

THAT GAL A STASI
By Maitilde
Stasi
A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...

She’s acting like such a stasi today
By Dyan
Stasi
This is actually a name. Not a joke, like Chandler from friends. Child who is a perfect human. She’s actually ugly and anyone who names their child Stasi will be cursed.

Ew it’s Stasi.
By Dannie
Stasi
A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...

She’s acting like such a stasi today
By Blanca
Car Stasis
Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.
By Alena
Historical Stasis
To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.
By Madelle
Status Stasis
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.

Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
By Lelah
Radio Stasis
A state of prolonged immobility caused by great radio. When a driver has arrived at his destination, but is mentally unable to get out of the car until the song or program has finished.

Is Jim home yet?

Yes and no. He's been in radio stasis in the driveway for the last 5 minutes.

By Deloria
Stasi Cuddles
Just the best cuddles in the world... they can't be explained or quantified.

Charlie "Oh ma gosh, I am so lucky to get Stasi cuddles."

Stasi, "yep, i'm the best."
By Barbee