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Statutory
Cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet. Can be shortened to “statch”. Super statch.

Oh man that’s statutory bro! That’s super statch!
By Katharine
Statutory
When a 17 year old said yes ....

Statutory rape will get you 5 to 10 in the pen
By Alexandra
Statutory Apeshit
statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
By Rita
Sweet-statutory
defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18

"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"
By Lurleen
Statutory Sigh
The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.

Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.
By Annabel
Statutory Rape
n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
By Mufinella
Statutory Rap
R. Kelly's genre of music

R. Kelly is a Statutory Rap music artist.
By Corenda
Statutory Rape
The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................
By Anthea
Statutory Rape
When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
By Lorilee
Statutory Vape
The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials such as hardware and e-liquid to those under the age of 18.

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.
By Casandra