Synthetic forms of testosterone,
anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or
transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of
musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden
hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to
wager my wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.