Define Stoners Meaning

Stoners
good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere
By Linda
Stoners
A person or group of people who smoke toke marijuana. There are many types/references to what a "true stoner" is exactly. Main attribute of a good stoner are those who smoke out and get smoked out. Most stoners know it's good to know of different type of buds and the amt. weight in grams, kilos, lbs., ect. ... Most stoners smoke marijuana habitually, know that salvia is not marijuana by any means, know how to keep a low profile yet be open and also how to function while high.

Let's go toke up.
- Gosh we're such stoners
Huh?
- Nvm. Let's toke.
By Amalea
Stoners
an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.

You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners.
By Vivianna
Stoners
They are the citizens of this world that annoy me the most. If I hear one more pothead recite statistics about tobacco vs. marijuana, I will gladly blow my fucking head off. We get it. Legalizing marijuana is your number one objective and you will spout mind-numbing information straight into my earholes until I finally join the bandwagon. At one point in our lives, none of us gave a flying fuck about drugs. The majority of people against pot today, were driven against it by the very people supporting it. NO, marijuana will not kill you. NO, it will not directly turn you to harder drugs. NO, it will not make you kill people or go insane or any of the scare tactics used in the 1920's against marijuana that I have been forced to watch ridiculous movies about because my older brother is one of you idiots. NONE of those scare tactics are correct, and the U.S. government officials were wrong in lying to the American citizens about the effects of marijuana to justify making it illegal. They should have been truthful in telling the United States that marijuana only makes you a Lazy Pretentious Asshole.

The stoners in my apartment complex won't stop blasting Bob Marley music and their bootleg copy of the movie 'Shottas'.
By Serene
Stoners
anyone who prefers a work free, drug place

those dready, dirty, smelly, hippie stoners over there
By Neilla
Stoners
a group of people who enjoy doing drugs together. most are addicted to drugs. they have other friends but usually resign to the group of stoners

''do u know any good dealers?'' ''erm no man, ask one of the stoners''
By Charmaine
Stoners
a group of people who participate in smoking marijuana or cannabis out of a spiff,joint,blunt,bong to get high as fuck.

Oh man did you see Tyler, Michael, and Trevor smoking that dank ass weed, they are such stoners.
By Gail
Stoners
A group or a just a kid with good intentions but turn to drugs or getting extremly drunk because they think they have nothing else to turn to. Most stoners are just misunderstood.

~~~~~~~~~~~~No Example Displayed For Stoners~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
By Maridel
Stoner
a person who lights a spliff, sits back, and reads all the defintions for a stoner on this website and see how much of it actually applies to them. and then laughs at how true some of them are. now wheres the lighter.

gosh im such a stoner
By Angelia
The Stoner
Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"
By Kordula