Generic guy: I think One Direction makes
subpar music.
Fangirl:
Stop hating! You wish you were one of them!
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Guy #1: The New York Giants play boring football. Half the reason they win is because they take forever on offense.
Guy #2: Why don't you
stop hating and bow down before us?
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Guy #1: Dude, you probably shouldn't play
in traffic.
Guy #2: You should just stop hating. You're just jealous because I thought of it first!
