Define Straws Meaning

Strawing
the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)

"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"
By Theadora
Straw
Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)

She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.
By Moll
Straw
A vape.

“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”
By Tabbitha
Strawed
When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop

"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."
By Lane
Straw
Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.
By Nanette
Straw
A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE
By Sophie
Strawing
Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.

Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.
By Amalia
Straw
A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!
By Ebonee
Straw
Straw is to be used as an adjective describing an event that was of superior quality. It can also be used to describe someone's skills at a sport and/or game. The origin of this a bit hazy, but it is believed that it originated when a group of young men were sitting at a restaurant and one man said it out of random. From then on, the word launched into lingo history.

"That was mad straw dude."
"I am so straw at this sport."
"Straw."
By Kerrie
Straw

Attorney: Sir, how many straws did you smoke that day?

Witness: What?
By Fredericka