2. A character that probably listens to a lot of emo, and fantasizes of swingsets, lunchboxes, picket fences, sunsets, ex-girlfriends' eyes (don't think he's ever had one though), and other emo crap (thanx to Jediak for the inspirashun).
3. Someone who it seems like yesterday that he was having his underwear set on fire by Strong Badand The Cheat.