If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "
epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a
Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the
dunny, I think someone has been doing "
Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like
the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)