A day where a bunch of zombies sit down and watch a bunch of
hot and sweaty guys slam into each other while fondleling the ball. They do this
evey year and it is so big that companies pay a million dollars per ad because they think the
watchers will go out and buy a snickers.
Dude did you see those
two guys kiss while eating a
Snickers bar? It was so homosexial that they had to rip
cheat hair off to seem manly during Super Bowl Sunday?