Define Super Bowl Meaning

Super Bowl
The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.

Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!
By Aviva
Super Bowl

the patriots went 18 and 0...and then lost the super bowl...to the GIANTS
By Emmey
Super Bowl
Name for the biggest professional sporting venue, the National Football League (NFL). The Super Bowl debuted in 1966. Since then it has become the biggest event in all of sports. With the number of spectators in attendance, the amount of revenue created through t.v. ads/commercials, high profile celebrity attendance, and t.v. ratings that surpass any other sporting championship ratings.

Coach Vince Lombardi won the first Super Bowl, coaching the Green Bay Packers. The Pittsburgh Steelers won the latest Super Bowl in Super Bowl XL (40) in 2006.
By Shela
Super Bowl
n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.
By Arlena
Super Bowl
A gigantic helping of breakfast cereal, typically from 4-9 oz. Topped off with lots of whole milk.

"Damn man, I am sooooooooooo full right now. I had a Super Bowl for breakfast!"
"What was it dude?"
"Lucky fucking Charms."
By Ilse
Super Bowl
The super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men.

GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers.

ADS: There is a rush to get a 30 second timeslot for ads during the super bowl. An example of an ad will be Jessica Simpson(probably half nude) advertising Pizza Hut's cheesy sticks or whatever the hell its called. Also expect many Budweiser ads

MUSIC: Janet Jackson did her famous boob act a few years ago. But this year is special. The Rolling Stones will be performing at halftime, so thats a breath of fresh air. I may just watch the halftime for the Stones and then the end to see the score.
By Anastassia
Super Bowl
The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them.

The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.

There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.

The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.

Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.

Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
By Marissa
Super Bowl
Noun. A large sporting event that keeps the male of the species fixated on their television screens and in perfect health for its duration. At the end of the game, those in imperfect health resume the regular rate of calls for oxygen, ambulances, and other health services across the nation. This factoid is documented at answering services for these providers everywhere.

The annual football competition so named. For example: The Super Bowl was held in Detroit in 2006.
By Sylvia
Super Bowl
The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?

English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.
By Trude
Super Bowl
The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd

American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"

American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"

Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."

American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
By Staci